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<tt xmlns="http://www.w3.org/ns/ttml" xmlns:ttm="http://www.w3.org/ns/ttml#metadata" xmlns:itunes="http://music.apple.com/lyric-ttml-internal" xmlns:amll="http://www.example.com/ns/amll"><head><metadata xmlns=""><ttm:agent type="person" xml:id="v1"/><amll:meta key="ncmMusicId" value="29200461"/><amll:meta key="qqMusicId" value="004bnVYx3hghfJ"/><amll:meta key="spotifyId" value="02ctqtjWhFUxcqwP862e9j"/><amll:meta key="isrc" value="USGYL1415020"/><amll:meta key="musicName" value="The Angry Video Game Nerd Theme Song (Bear McCreary Remix)"/><amll:meta key="artists" value="Kyle Justin"/><amll:meta key="album" value="Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)"/><amll:meta key="ttmlAuthorGithub" value="154799151"/><amll:meta key="ttmlAuthorGithubLogin" value="user10124-RS"/></metadata></head><body dur="02:48.332"><div xmlns="" begin="00:00.982" end="02:48.332"><p begin="00:00.982" end="00:03.752" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L1"><span begin="00:00.982" end="00:01.167">He's</span> <span begin="00:01.167" end="00:01.681">gonna</span> <span begin="00:01.681" end="00:01.898">take</span> <span begin="00:01.898" end="00:02.161">you</span> <span begin="00:02.161" end="00:02.397">back</span> <span begin="00:02.397" end="00:02.682">to</span> <span begin="00:02.682" end="00:02.888">the</span> <span begin="00:02.888" end="00:03.752">past</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">他将把你带回过去</span></p><p begin="00:04.961" end="00:07.664" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L2"><span begin="00:04.961" end="00:05.216">To</span> <span begin="00:05.216" end="00:05.465">play</span> <span begin="00:05.465" end="00:05.719">the</span> <span begin="00:05.719" end="00:06.265">shitty</span> <span begin="00:06.265" end="00:06.498">games</span> <span begin="00:06.498" end="00:06.767">that</span> <span begin="00:06.767" end="00:07.016">suck</span> <span begin="00:07.016" end="00:07.664">ass</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">去玩那些烂到极点的游戏</span></p><p begin="00:07.664" end="00:11.600" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L3"><span begin="00:07.664" end="00:07.855">He'd</span> <span begin="00:07.855" end="00:08.487">rather</span> <span begin="00:08.487" end="00:09.781">have</span> <span begin="00:09.781" end="00:09.927">a</span> <span begin="00:09.927" end="00:11.600">buffalo</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">他宁愿有一头水牛</span></p><p begin="00:11.941" end="00:15.851" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L4"><span begin="00:11.941" end="00:12.263">Take</span> <span begin="00:12.263" end="00:12.486">a</span> <span begin="00:12.486" end="00:13.542">diarrhea</span> <span begin="00:13.542" end="00:13.834">dump</span> <span begin="00:13.834" end="00:14.135">in</span> <span begin="00:14.135" end="00:14.348">his</span> <span begin="00:14.348" end="00:15.851">ear</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">向他耳中拉稀</span></p><p begin="00:15.851" end="00:19.911" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L5"><span begin="00:15.851" end="00:16.055">He'd</span> <span begin="00:16.055" end="00:16.708">rather</span> <span begin="00:16.708" end="00:17.915">eat</span> <span begin="00:17.915" end="00:18.107">the</span> <span begin="00:18.107" end="00:18.599">rotten</span> <span begin="00:18.599" end="00:19.911">asshole</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">或是吃下被车碾死的臭鼬</span></p><p begin="00:19.911" end="00:24.077" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L6"><span begin="00:19.911" end="00:20.098">Of</span> <span begin="00:20.098" end="00:20.200">a</span> <span begin="00:20.200" end="00:20.448">road</span> <span begin="00:20.448" end="00:20.827">killed</span> <span begin="00:20.827" end="00:21.272">skunk</span> <span begin="00:21.272" end="00:21.816">and</span> <span begin="00:21.816" end="00:22.003">down</span> <span begin="00:22.003" end="00:22.296">it</span> <span begin="00:22.296" end="00:22.544">with</span> <span begin="00:22.544" end="00:24.077">beer</span><span 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begin="00:57.374" end="01:01.096" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L15"><span begin="00:57.374" end="00:57.482">He's</span> <span begin="00:57.482" end="00:57.597">got</span> <span begin="00:57.597" end="00:57.705">a</span> <span begin="00:57.705" end="00:58.236">Power</span> <span begin="00:58.236" end="00:59.505">Glove</span> <span begin="00:59.505" end="00:59.610">and</span> <span begin="00:59.610" end="00:59.765">a</span> <span begin="00:59.765" end="01:00.498">filthy</span> <span begin="01:00.498" end="01:01.096">mouth</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">戴着能量手套以及一张臭嘴</span></p><p begin="01:01.603" end="01:05.444" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L16"><span begin="01:01.603" end="01:01.907">Armed</span> <span begin="01:01.907" end="01:02.116">with</span> <span begin="01:02.116" end="01:02.338">his</span> <span begin="01:02.338" end="01:02.951">Zapper,</span> <span begin="01:02.951" end="01:03.133">he</span> <span begin="01:03.133" end="01:03.476">will</span> <span 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end="01:11.680">Angry</span> <span begin="01:11.680" end="01:12.681">Nintendo</span> <span begin="01:12.681" end="01:14.469">Nerd</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">他是愤怒的任天堂宅</span></p><p begin="01:14.469" end="01:18.622" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L19"><span begin="01:14.469" end="01:14.727">He's</span> <span begin="01:14.727" end="01:14.977">the</span> <span begin="01:14.977" end="01:15.804">Angry</span> <span begin="01:15.804" end="01:16.297">Atari</span> <span begin="01:16.297" end="01:16.823">Sega</span> <span begin="01:16.823" end="01:18.622">Nerd</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">他是愤怒的雅达利、世嘉宅</span></p><p begin="01:18.622" end="01:23.304" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L20"><span begin="01:18.622" end="01:18.912">He's</span> <span begin="01:18.912" end="01:19.201">the</span> <span begin="01:19.201" end="01:20.232">Angry</span> <span begin="01:20.232" end="01:20.583">Video</span> <span begin="01:20.583" end="01:21.264">Game</span> <span 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xml:lang="zh-CN">这些人造的畸形产物</span></p><p begin="01:32.622" end="01:34.987" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L23"><span begin="01:32.622" end="01:32.788">They</span> <span begin="01:32.788" end="01:33.035">make</span> <span begin="01:33.035" end="01:33.306">him</span> <span begin="01:33.306" end="01:33.520">so</span> <span begin="01:33.520" end="01:34.047">mad,</span> <span begin="01:34.047" end="01:34.156">he</span> <span begin="01:34.156" end="01:34.414">can</span> <span begin="01:34.414" end="01:34.987">spit</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">他是如此愤怒，喷道：</span></p><p begin="01:36.283" end="01:41.420" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L24"><span begin="01:36.283" end="01:36.513">Or</span> <span begin="01:36.513" end="01:36.795">say,</span> <span begin="01:36.795" end="01:38.624">"Cowabunga?</span> <span begin="01:38.624" end="01:39.114">Cowa-</span><span begin="01:39.114" end="01:39.777">fuckin'-</span><span begin="01:39.777" end="01:40.039">piece</span> <span begin="01:40.039" end="01:40.307">of</span> <span begin="01:40.307" end="01:40.840">dog</span> <span begin="01:40.840" end="01:41.420">shit!"</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">“好哇？好牛魔酬宾！”</span></p><p begin="01:43.423" end="01:46.172" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L25"><span begin="01:43.423" end="01:43.633">They</span> <span begin="01:43.633" end="01:43.829">rip</span> <span begin="01:43.829" end="01:44.142">you</span> <span begin="01:44.142" end="01:44.402">off</span> <span begin="01:44.402" end="01:44.658">and</span> <span begin="01:44.658" end="01:44.913">don't</span> <span begin="01:44.913" end="01:45.205">care</span> <span begin="01:45.205" end="01:45.445">one</span> <span begin="01:45.445" end="01:46.172">bit</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">他们无情地骗走了你的钱</span></p><p begin="01:47.538" end="01:49.721" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L26"><span begin="01:47.538" end="01:47.785">But</span> <span begin="01:47.785" end="01:48.015">this</span> <span begin="01:48.015" end="01:48.505">nerd,</span> <span begin="01:48.505" end="01:48.898">he</span> <span begin="01:48.898" end="01:49.227">doesn't</span> <span begin="01:49.227" end="01:49.481">forget</span> <span begin="01:49.481" end="01:49.721">it</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">而这个呆子可不会放过</span></p><p begin="01:50.140" end="01:53.937" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L27"><span begin="01:50.140" end="01:50.320">Why</span> <span begin="01:50.320" end="01:50.548">can't</span> <span begin="01:50.548" end="01:50.676">a</span> <span begin="01:50.676" end="01:51.332">turtle</span> <span begin="01:51.332" end="01:52.196">swim?</span> <span begin="01:52.196" end="01:52.374">Why</span> <span begin="01:52.374" end="01:52.547">can't</span> <span begin="01:52.547" end="01:52.853">I</span> <span begin="01:52.853" end="01:53.088">land</span> <span begin="01:53.088" end="01:53.396">the</span> <span begin="01:53.396" end="01:53.937">plane?</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">为啥乌龟不会游泳？为啥飞机无法降落？</span></p><p begin="01:54.306" end="01:57.723" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L28"><span begin="01:54.306" end="01:54.507">They</span> <span begin="01:54.507" end="01:54.711">got</span> <span begin="01:54.711" end="01:54.970">a</span> <span begin="01:54.970" end="01:55.570">quick</span> <span begin="01:55.570" end="01:55.789">buck</span> <span begin="01:55.789" end="01:56.080">for</span> <span begin="01:56.080" end="01:56.303">this</span> <span begin="01:56.303" end="01:56.610">shitload</span> <span begin="01:56.610" end="01:56.795">of</span> <span begin="01:56.795" end="01:57.723">fuck</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">他们用堆破烂赚快钱</span></p><p begin="01:58.452" end="02:02.701" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L29"><span begin="01:58.452" end="01:58.690">The</span> <span begin="01:58.690" end="01:59.216">characters'</span> <span begin="01:59.216" end="01:59.496">names</span> <span begin="01:59.496" end="01:59.697">are</span> <span 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begin="02:29.434" end="02:30.014">CD-i,</span> <span begin="02:30.014" end="02:30.914">ColecoVision,</span> <span begin="02:30.914" end="02:31.632">Intellivision,</span> <span begin="02:31.632" end="02:32.064">Sega,</span> <span begin="02:32.064" end="02:32.754">Neo Geo,</span> <span begin="02:32.754" end="02:33.749">TurboGrafx-16,</span> <span begin="02:33.749" end="02:34.284">Odyssey,</span> <span begin="02:34.284" end="02:34.904">3DO,</span> <span begin="02:34.904" end="02:35.441">Commodore,</span> <span begin="02:35.441" end="02:36.682">Nintendo</span> <span begin="02:36.682" end="02:38.525">Nerd</span></p><p begin="02:39.709" end="02:48.332" ttm:agent="v1" itunes:key="L35"><span begin="02:39.709" end="02:39.788">He's</span> <span begin="02:39.788" end="02:40.107">the</span> <span begin="02:40.107" end="02:42.439">Angry</span> <span begin="02:42.439" end="02:43.037">Video</span> <span begin="02:43.037" end="02:44.716">Game</span> <span begin="02:44.716" end="02:48.332">Nerd</span><span ttm:role="x-translation" xml:lang="zh-CN">他是愤怒的电子游戏宅</span></p></div></body></tt>